January 2010
12 posts
Where my office party is next week →
Its open bar. I might as well just check my dignity at the door with my coat.
WatchI love every one of her videos, but this by far my favorite.
Lists
FML
My purchases at Duane Read this morning
one blue gatorade, one purple vitamin water, one bottle of extra strength excedrin, one tube of toothpaste.
the middle aged cashier couldn’t even hide her disgust at my life.
repeatrepeatrepeatrepeatrepeatrepeatrepeatrepeat
“Did you know you laugh a whole lot?”
– 10 year old girl who beat me in ping pong tonight