January 2010
12 posts
Where my office party is next week →
Its open bar. I might as well just check my dignity at the door with my coat.
WatchI love every one of her videos, but this by far my favorite.
Lists
FML
My purchases at Duane Read this morning
one blue gatorade, one purple vitamin water, one bottle of extra strength excedrin, one tube of toothpaste.
the middle aged cashier couldn’t even hide her disgust at my life.
repeatrepeatrepeatrepeatrepeatrepeatrepeatrepeat
“Did you know you laugh a whole lot?”
– 10 year old girl who beat me in ping pong tonight
December 2009
16 posts
“I hope one day I can stop talking about Ashley”
– Karla Salguero
“I hope Ashley never changes her hair because I love it so much”
– Karla Salguero
The Most Glorious Feeling in the World
sleeping until I feel like waking up and knowing that there is nothing that I HAVE to do today. except bake, which is my favorite thing to do anyway. I love vacation!
giving a presentation in 30 minutes
My stomach is in 48290707502 knots
I literally helped a little old lady cross the street today. It was too adorable.
"now you can surround her with the strength of...
BARF why are jewelry commercials always so terrible
November 2009
18 posts
“this tastes better than sex”
– grandma
drama in my dayhab group! too much sugar perhaps
The view from the top..
I’m currently sitting in the computer lab on the roof of my school looking up recipes for tonight’s pre-thanksgiving feast and film screening. Is last minute grocery shopping a good excuse for skipping class?
I love working with someone who knows a famous...
Its like a real life gossip magazine is sitting next to me! and I get to ask questions instead of just thinking WTF
"he's not just hot, he's sexy as hell"
-Karla, on Angel.
