Where my office party is next week

Its open bar. I might as well just check my dignity at the door with my coat.

2 years ago
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I love every one of her videos, but this by far my favorite.

2 years ago
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My purchases at Duane Read this morning

one blue gatorade, one purple vitamin water, one bottle of extra strength excedrin, one tube of toothpaste.

the middle aged cashier couldn’t even hide her disgust at my life.

2 years ago
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for karla (the picture and the gesture)

for karla (the picture and the gesture)

2 years ago
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ok you were right karla

ok you were right karla

2 years ago
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new year’s eve was a lot of this

new year’s eve was a lot of this

2 years ago
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A stamp with my name and job title on it: Sign I am becoming a legitimate adult?

A stamp with my name and job title on it: Sign I am becoming a legitimate adult?

2 years ago
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best christmas present

best christmas present

2 years ago
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